Sunday. A perfect day for steam sauna and some relaxation (I thought). Im so proud of myself that I havent caught any pray for 3 days. I was sitting in the sauna and thinking of how wonderfull life was. After a while it started getting a bit warm and I started thinking of other stuff. I feelt my hormones rushing through my body. Np, nothing can happen in here.
Then the door opens. WTF!!!! Whats this? In came my villain. She´s not supposed to be here. Why is she here? She not supposed to be here. Ok stop acting like a nerd. Breath, breath, breath. Dont fantazise. Block the emotions, dont go on tilt!! Act cool.
Me: Hello Villain!
Villain: Hello Fish!
(Oh no you didnt… Quick, quick, quick, inject logic.. Its –EV to play a reg. Im not on my A-game, there will be better opportunities in the future..Think longterm..Dont take it personal..)
Ok. Ignore villain. Dont look at her. Just think of all the stuff I hate in life..After 2 minutes something very strange happend. I was like if my left eye had a life of its own..No, no, no…Hmm, maybe it cant hurt to get some reads on villain…Bad idea.. She frankly said that she didnt believe that I could play. OMG, now I was on life tilt. Game accepted!
Hand 1:
I limped in in the SB. I didnt wanna end the game to fast. I wanted her to suffer a bit first. She checked behind. Board was K22 rainbow. She donked, I raised since she would never donk value, she 3B flop, I min 4B thinking that she didnt have the balls to 5B, but from somewhere she found a pair of balls and 5B that flop. Wich was great because I had K5o and I was just about level her and come from behind when I suddenly run out air. It was just to F* hot! Damn!! Maybe it was for the best. Maybe she had 2x?
Hand 2:
I need to take a shower to get back in the right mindset. Ok, back to the game. I got dealt AK. I raised, she 3B and I called since I wanted to keep her bluffs in. Board was J95. She checked, I CB and she check-raised. Oh you F* ….So you want it the hard way? Ok lets see what you gonna do if I float and then just reship the turn up your face when you CB turn? Hhhuuuhh? What you gonna do about it then? Turn was a King. Oh yes baby. I love life.
Ok baby CB like a nice girl. She checked. What? Ok I CB.. And she check-raised me, again! FML! QT? She was just playing around with me. I just wanted to smash something, f* it, im shipping, I cant take it anymore.. And again, I run out of air. Come on, whats this. I feel like such a geek. She must think im so weak..
Hand 3:
52o. I dont even care. Im shipping, I just want to get it in I dont care if I loose. If im going down anyways I can atleast go down like a man! She tanked and tanked and tanked. She practaclly held the nuts in her hands, but this time she folded because of the heat. Damn! Come on. WTF is this! I thought this was gonna be a hyper not a reg speed game.
Lost conenction
I thought I was just going to openshove ATC from now on, my brain cant take it anymore. But then more players came and we both got disconnected. I cant believe it. I just had 20 chips left, I just wanted to loose. Why? Just one more chance so I can ship my last chips? No. And there the storey ended. Practiclly anyways, besides that I had to gome home and play alone after that..Damn!! Maybe it was a sign that I should go through with my challenge?
Take care guys!
